Sex Criminals!

Posted on Jan 21 2015 - 5:00am by Mason Squelch

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Months ago I’ve praised “Sex” (Casey/Kowalski, Image Comics) due to its bigger-than-life story, its exciting characters, its great technique and pure beauty. We can’t stop here. The biggest competitor for ‘Sex’ is coming from the same publishing house (Image Comics, Milkred Criminal Masterminds Inc., and Chip Zdarsky) and will be your next favourite story. Meet Suzie, a regular gal that one day experiences that when she’s having an orgasm she is freezing time. And then there’s Jon who is also blessed with the same gift. And what do they do with it? Rob a couple of banks, of course! But they are not alone in this frozen dimension…

Sex Criminals is a stroke of genius by Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky. It’s not only a hilarious story, it’s also very carefully told. I’m sure many readers will find themselves in Suzie’s and Jon’s problems of adolescence, the sticky college sex, and those friends who always know better. And it’s educational, too: learn positions like ‘bloobing’, the ‘Dutch microwave’, and ‘quisping’! So get ready for flying jizz, a glowing dick, big love, poop in the plant tub, and abnormities in space-time continuum. This comic is a must read!

About the Author

Mason Squelch is the alter ego of Manfred B, a has-been scientist with a lot of interests. These (among others) include signal processing, European history, old art, photography, and beautiful women. He has particular interests in the field of highbrow porn and holds the opinion that pornography is the secular counterpart of religious imagery. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Follow him on Tumblr at Mental Cinema - jizz mag for your brain: http://www.cinemamentis.com